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$20.00Pep Talk For Ginger
Listen you goofy bastard, that red hair of yours may be the butt of all jokes, but it's not something to be ashamed of. Is it ideal? Maybe not, but what is ideal? We're not Nazis. There's no master hair...
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$10.00Recommendation Letter from Fellow Inmate
Letters of recommendation typically all read the same: "Employee X performed his/her duties to satisfaction, especially [insert company jargon no one else understands] and would make a fine administrative assistant... blah blah blah..." There's no way that is going separate someone...
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$20.00Letter from a Lonely Joe Biden
Joe Biden has a lot on his mind, but the President keeps him muzzled to reduce the Vice President's embarrassing gaffes. He needs an outlet to share his thoughts on important subjects like health care, hair plug maintenance, and Pokemon....
